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Guy Who Says Slurs Draws the Line at 'Weird' (reductress.com)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oooo.... I looove the guy but, I dunno that I can watch a xxxx rated porno with him in it, not at our age. 😬

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I would 100% watch something Weird Al starred in, billed as porn. You just know it was subversive and brilliant!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

just him slapping a ham rhythmically for an hour solid, staring unblinkingly into the camera with an expression that grows progressively more unhinged

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah! Oh yeah you dirty little thing you! You like that? Uh huh! accordion noises intensify

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Idk, I've always thought he was kinda hot.