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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It does suck. The tune is adapted from a song praising wine. Being drunk when singing it seems appropriate.

I'm missing the racism aspect, though, how so?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

It has four verses, even though typically only the first verse is performed. The full version has these lyrics:

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
⁠That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more?
⁠Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave,
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave,

And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I don't really read that as condoning slavery, as much as acknowledging that slaves fought and died in the war?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah, thought it might be something like that. Pretty much nobody knows any stanzas past the first exist, so it's a bit silly to criticize it for that. It sucks just fine without it.