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/me re-reads first sentence.
:: facepalm ::
"She looks like she's in a vegetative state"
But tomatoes are fruits...
Biologically, they're fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they're vegetables.
Nah, tomatoes are fruits.
Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive
Nah, tomatoes are fruits. 😉
Botanically, yes. But not in culinary usage.
Nah, tomatoes are fruits.
So she looks fruity? Does that work for you?
I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though
Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.
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and some fruits, like tomatoes, are vegetables.
Technically, all edible fruits are vegetables; a vegetable is an edible part of a plant.
/me re-reads almost every sentence, not bad.