Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Well look at Mr. Never Had The Roof Of Their Mouth Cut By Sharp Edges over here!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The secret is teeth

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Teeth are assholes! If I had a money for everytime they bit the inside of my cheek, I'd have many many monies.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Luxury bones.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You are not supposed to drink your salad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Don't tell me how to consommé my salad!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you can eat captain crunch, you can eat a crouton.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can't eat both

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Practice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Skill issue!