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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Cocaine.

Honestly, I don't see what all the fuss is about. To me it feels like coffee, but it only lasts 15 minutes, tastes like shit, and costs upwards of a testicle and a half where I am. And no, I'm not looking for anyone to try and change my mind on that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

because its too difficult to do coffee off sexy body parts.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You're only saying that because you haven't seen me brew coffee with my buttcheeks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I’m percolating right now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

pix or it didn't happen

[also its' 2024 so you have access to AI. Get [pardon the pun] cracking]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

May I ask out of curiosity what led to the decision that this was a good idea?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Basically, it was in front of me, and I've got an unfortunate amount of experience kicking stimulant habits (I was an Adderall kid), so I figured I wasn't at any particular risk of getting addicted. I tried it a few more times after that and came to the same conclusion, so at this point I don't think I've touched the stuff in over a year.

Also I was drunk every time someone offered it to me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why not? Sometimes people like to try new things.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I've never tried cocaine in any form, just have never had any interest in it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Some drugs are fun

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm inclined to ask, are you sure you got true concentrated cocaine? I don't encourage cocaine, but it sounds like you got scammed with something the seller could more easily get their hands on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah I was gonna say… either dude drinks cocaine coffee daily or it was some shitty cocaine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It was probably shitty coke, but there was at least one time where my buddy said "yo this is some good stuff" and it still didn't do it for me. Who knows if it actually was good stuff, though.