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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Sir this is r/relationshipadvice, the only answer we can give is run, burn your life down, and fake your own death.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My (32M) fiancee (30F) said yes to my proposal! How do I make sure the wedding planning goes smoothly?

u/TwoBrainCells6969 — ↑ 51 — 3 hours ago
She's gaslightinf u, dump her

u/ArmchairBoyfriend — ↑ 23 — 2 hours ago
Are you sure you want to go through with this? It sounds like you're having doubts already, and it doesn't sound like you're compatible in that case.

u/Not2PervButt — ↑ 1 — 3 seconds ago
DM pics of her? need to see b4 I can give dress ideas

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

The fictional usernames are just beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Delete the gym, hit the lawyer, Facebook up. Hold up... This seems like a bad plan.