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X is left with advertisers pushing dubious cryptocurrency and AI 'undressing' apps, users say after Musk's outburst (www.businessinsider.com)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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  • X users are complaining about an influx of low-quality ads promoting crypto scams and AI "undressing" apps.
  • The decline in reputable advertisers on X has made the platform more reliant on less reputable ad buyers.
  • The exodus of advertisers, partially due to Elon Musk's controversial behavior, has left X with a growing revenue gap.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I mean, where do you get your semen?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I make my own.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's 9pm. Do you know where your semen is?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Once I figured out how to get it back into my penis I became unstoppable.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well that UTI was unstoppable anyway.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Just pour some cranberry juice in afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If I were someone with no tact and low-brow humor, I'd say it's in your mom's mouth. Fortunately I'm much better than that. So I'll just say it's slowly gathering in preparation for a pre-sleep release into a few tissues.

ETA: which I will douse in hot sauce before flushing down the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

I got the rest from this guy named Ralph in an alley--stupid asshole didn't even charge me, he just told me to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I make my own