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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Elon Musk has a dollar

He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails

who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

This is some serious Siskoposting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Why not just fix it with a round freezer

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

No, this is where we get the lesser-known “Bison Bob” - semi-famous from wild west stories such as “The Good, The Bad, and the Okay-looking,” and “Fistful of Sand Dollars”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I suspect OP has been getting reverse tattoos, where they make designs by harvesting your blood for ink

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

did you know that he was a fire for the 9/11 fighters?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Remember when CBC radio apologized for calling Palestine a country?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It was drinking rawr milk, which has 420.69% chance of catching me when I fall for u ~•teehee•~👉👈🥺

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wild that we had M before we had M

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