wieson

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

You

are really i be fartin cool. i think i loud af have feelings on for u metal chairs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (3 children)

How about invasive thoughts?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I don't think he knows about second Beschaffung...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It's harder to pick up broken or shorter spaghetti with a fork. If you break them up real small and make chicken noodle soup that you eat with a spoon - that's fine. Italians do that as well.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

victory always

Where are the dates of ww1?

Where are they?!

Or the polish soviet war, the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan? The Russo Japanese war? The Russo British Crimea wars?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I sometimes use the alphabet method. When a conversation gets stuck I think of words starting with a and form a question from that.

Example : angler fish, amazon, aeroplane

-> do you like travelling? What's your dream destination? Do you like the deep sea/ocean/swimming?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

This could be either Sweden or Denmark

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The three were left to die, being abandoned by their previous social group. However they banded together and formed a music band. On their way to the big city they found an abandoned house and wanted to shelter for the night. Inside however were thieves and bandits, celebrating their latest heist. So the band of musicians stacked on top of each other, entered the home and each let out their most horrifying scream. Utterly befuddled and scared shitless of such an unknown three-headed creature, the bandits fled.

Now after having rested, the band of musicians is on their merry way towards the big city to earn their claim to fame.

Everything seems fine. However... Unbeknownst to them, they are now on the hitlist of one of the most dangerous mafia organisations of Bremen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Ich dachte Haftbefehl kommt aus Frankfurt oder Mannheim

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Just one single lasagna please

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