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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I love how happy the punchline made them

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not happy, just relieved. The duck has been dining on human flesh all morning.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Buuuuut Caaaarrrrrl!

Wrong animal I know....but the both have long necks, and love to eat human faces!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

long necks, and love to eat human faces!

The entirety of the "what I'm looking for" portion of my dating site profile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Shame I'm married then

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Duck: "I'll have the duck."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Nah, that ducks looking for some grapes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Bum bum bum

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

β€œAnd he waddled away”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Waitress: Anything else, sir?

Duck: Got any grapes?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Just one single lasagna please

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

"What about the vegetables?" "They'll have the same" - Thatcher, Spitting Image.