"Oh yeah, I'll be back in a bit. Just realized I forgot something in my car..." They'll probably not even miss you. Just go home. I would. If anyone asks, you weren't feeling well. It's true.
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Stop letting him. You don't owe him even an explanation. The nicest thing you could do for him would be to let him figure it out with as much time as he needs to do so. He hasn't listened thus far or had any appreciable or effective consequences that gave pause to or caused change in his behaviors. I think you probably know this and are just looking for confirmation.
Take yourself and your family back. Why let someone like that be a further influence?
Well, yeah. One of them has flavor.
Shave your parts and buy a ghastly merkin for sexy times. Tell her you only wear it to reduce the chaffing. Then, bust out a gnarly fake beard and ask if she wants oral.
I read fiction for a certain amount of enjoyment, but also to prepare for conversation with people when it's required in the near future.
Needs more dark souls.
Ya know what was a foundational part of the American dream? Pensions. Ya know which employers still offer them? Counties, states and the federal government.
Private companies exist solely to make the people at the top very rich based on the stolen value of employee labor while dumping catastrophic losses in the public sphere. That's capitalism in a nutshell.
You'd have to be unbelievably gullible, naive, traumatized AND brainwashed to be a diehard for a system like that. But, somehow they've managed it. A deluded nation of Amway top performers just one move away from making their own imaginary millions. All simping for the system.
As someone who never had kids, I'm glad everyday that I never did.
If he was pronouncing it correctly, the response would be "what'd you just call me?"
Civil war didn't happen when Gore "lost" on some technical bullshit, it's not going to happen anytime soon.