One of these 2:
- some leftover rice, reheated.
or - a couple small potatoes, microwaved and then cut into cubes.
Mixed with one of these 3:
- 1-2 packets cooked maggi masala ramen.
or - a can of chili and microwave for another couple minutes.
or - bagged madras lentils, similar to above.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-smell-of-newborn-babies-triggers-the-same-reward-centers-as-drugs-58482/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3029708/
Also, baby smells get you high and promote warlike behavior and ethnocentrism. Don't forget those.