this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

Rule 1: never get high on your own supply

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Its a sliding (door company), not a (sliding door) company. The building just moves around a lot

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Don’t binge on your own unhinge

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I used to walk past a one-story building called Bagby Elevators.

Always thought it was a pretty bad advertisement.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Oh yeah, they're not stepping for in those death traps!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Look at that dork in the window holding his phone up! I wonder what he's recording. Such a dork.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Those handles are for sliding, fool!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

no way the picard maneufver and flying squid in one post. Is this a crossover episode?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I don't see flying squid in the comments section, I would worry that something was wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I actually will possibly be out a few days because I'm getting minor surgery at the end of next week. I'm not sure what the recovery time is. I might be back posting the next day!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope everything goes well!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Thanks. It's a long story which I won't get into, but there's only a 50/50 chance this will work, so here's hoping!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Make sure they know which part to operate on: tentacles or wings!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's more of a beak situation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Better than a bleak situation, I suppose.

I'll keep a good thought for you!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some people just love crossing streams and that's okay 👍