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Anon works at the mall in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

You forgot about Old Greg!

Lemmy, what did i get in the mail? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 108 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Those little pip things on new tires, you gotta glue them on individually!

2024 is going to be the beginning of the end of us all in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I expect that the US will last five years, what's the bet?

TIL almost all vanilla plants are pollinated by hand. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Ya like jazz?

Do you think that there will be another event like 9/11 in the next decade in the United States of America? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Kitty History (comedy)

I can't read this without thinking of the 2005 hit movie Hoodwinked! Starring Anne Hathaway and Glenn Close. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or nearsighted, I can read just fine if the text is <1m away.

YSK those free USB sticks in your drawer are somehow crappier than you thought in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They used that trick in Mr. Robot, so I'm pretty sure it's legit. As long as not too many people know about it 🤫

I mean, of course it was on Tatooine in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How does Sarlacc poop

What is your game to de stress ? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

No Man's Sky, in the same vein

Markets will surely do in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Approx. 98 football fields, for the Americans

Europe’s deepest mine to become giant gravity battery in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It was definitely a bad thing in "Press Your Luck", the game show where the term was coined. The "Whammy" was a little monster who took all your money.

Believe it or not, my pussy tastes like pussy [f] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Pennies