this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 119 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The pseudo filenames every other line were painful.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago

First one was tasteful but they over did it

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Femcel confirmed

[–] [email protected] 94 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So nice when an incel meets a femcel and they have chemistry.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's sweet even though the chemistry is probably thiol based

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 80 points 9 months ago (1 children)

G was code for, "Girl" that's the gay part.

The rest was fake anyway.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So now we have 5 Gregs

  • Sci-Fi Greg
  • D n' D Greg
  • Open Source Greg
  • Japanese Culture Greg
  • Girl Greg
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

You forgot about Old Greg!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Gregg rulz, ok!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago

G. is definitely planning to harvest her organs

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

A female on 4chan?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know but I got to try that pick-up line and see what happens.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Asking to smell someone will go down well with very few people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It goes down well with very few people, but it goes down very well with those few people

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

You miss all chances you don't take. And yeah, I'm fully aware in the wrong context it becomes super creepy. But tbh a lot of flirting is creepy...

Maybe she says something more modest like "oh I used a new shampoo".

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

You miss 100% of the scents you don't smell

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

There are ways to avoid flirting being creepy, asking before trying, asking for feedback, leaving an easy exit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

David Attenborough: "Ok these mating rituals are getting ridiculous"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Good bait fed won't get me that easily