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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't know but I got to try that pick-up line and see what happens.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Asking to smell someone will go down well with very few people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It goes down well with very few people, but it goes down very well with those few people

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

You miss all chances you don't take. And yeah, I'm fully aware in the wrong context it becomes super creepy. But tbh a lot of flirting is creepy...

Maybe she says something more modest like "oh I used a new shampoo".

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

You miss 100% of the scents you don't smell

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

There are ways to avoid flirting being creepy, asking before trying, asking for feedback, leaving an easy exit.