spankmonkey

joined 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 27 minutes ago

It is read like lead, not read like lead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 28 minutes ago

Don't get me started on ough and ead.

The lead soldier kneaded dough in the bough brush while they read the book that they previously read while taking a furlough in the rough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 37 minutes ago

Only online and since I hear the words I read it is really fucking annoying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 40 minutes ago

Yes, other than pissing I'm pretty confident.

No,. I have no idea why peeing in private is important to my lizard brain. It wasn't when I was a kid.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 hours ago

Best way to avoid cleaning the pot!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (10 children)

Don't do it, that would get you banned from the internet!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Deep fried turkey. We have used the Butterball electric frier for over a decade and it turns out awesome every year.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Generally people tend to focus on one thing and don't pay any attention to the side effects. Morons want lower taxes for themselves and don't pay attention to the fact that the wealthy get the most benefit out of conservative cuts or that they just defunded the benefits of having a government like enforced food safety regulations. Or they care about abortion because they buy lies about post birth abortions and ignore everything else. Or they just teally hate immigrants and want to be mad and don't care that the party of hate works against their other self interests.

Many people are stupid. Like really, really stupid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

I live in grassland. The lawn is just the wrong kind of grass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

apply abroad and find out.

Clever!

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