sanya

joined 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Why did Yo-Yo Ma bring a ladder to his concert?

Because his performance was going to be on another level!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jimmy Daniels? He played Jimmy in-'N-Out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (5 children)

The only quote that has a minor and a plus is this:
What if this is like math, or algebra? And you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, and you get, like, zero douchebags?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Looking for a corking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Mama, just rolled a bun, Put my hands in the dough, Twisted it tight and now it’s done. Mama, breakfast had just begun, But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away. Mama, ooh, Didn’t mean to make you drool, If I’m not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really batters.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I want to bake free
I want to bake free
I want to bake free from the hunger, you see
I've got to knead, knead all day
I want to bake free, God knows, God knows I want to bake free

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Those are jocks

 
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You could throw the banana at the sun https://youtu.be/2fstQVNFlXc