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How did you type that backwards 'd'?

I just realized I don't think I've ever seen arm hair on a black person.

My house had the cheapest garbage disposal which I quickly broke. When I went to replace it, I found that replacing them is incredibly easy and the mid-tier model (about $120) said it could handle small beef bones and peach pits. I've been very happy with that, and all my food waste goes in. I don't have a lot of room for compost, but the city purports to be generating electricity from the sewage, so I hope it isn't wasted. It also means that my trash doesn't smell, which is nice.

What if you spiralized a hot dog, made fried mac and cheese balls and put them on top with some cheese sauce, and then eat it like spaghetti and meatballs?

But that's the point. The Onion tries to write real-sounding headlines, and c/nottheonion is for real headlines that sound particularly unbelievable.

One serving of peanut butter

Every day in standup

You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.

I've been each of these at some point.

This was not a case of "I agree with you, but...", though. "But" is perfectly appropriate here to contrast between the first statement and the second.

Perlence subrange 6-36 is good too

I need a ttrpg with a pogs battle mechanic