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My one friend and I have been leaving odd gifts on my friend's car with notes like "I think this fell out of your car" nothing of value. Nothing that can damage the vehicle.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A balloon filled with helium tied to the handle. (How did that "fall out"?)

A gallium coin (if it's cold outside then it'll stay solid and then melt when they put it in their pocket).

An opened (but unused) bandaid. The biggest one you can find. Stick it to the handle so it flaps around and they have to choose between touching the gauze (it's clean, but they don't know that) or the sticky part to pull it off.

A household smoke detector. Use a piece of string to tie it to the handle.

Baby shoes. Again, tie them to the handle.

7 worms in a bag. They're lucky.

Whenever you go into a gas station, buy a random keychain and put that on there. Watch your friend start drowning in keychains.

Christmas lights. Just all of them. All the Christmas lights all over the car. But make sure to thread them through the driver-side handle and include your "I think you dropped this" note.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Baby shoes. Again, tie them to the handle.

Bonus points if you print out this comic and put it right next.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A gallium coin

This could be quite harmful though. Gallium reacts with metals like aluminum and steel in strange and destructive ways.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's true, but if the car is cheap plastic, then it might be fine.

(For those not familiar with gallium, it's basically mercury but safe; so it's a liquid at room temperature but a solid just below that, depending on where you live, without the risk of Mad Hatter's disease)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That’s true, but if the car is cheap plastic, then it might be fine.

Until it leaks out of their pocket inside the warm car and drips onto the seat rails, or something similar.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Once in their pocket, if they are some kind of madman that doesn't have a dedicated phone pocket and they have a phone with an aluminum frame, that's a recipe for disaster as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah I say we just scrap this whole gallium coin thing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A gallium coin!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One serving of peanut butter

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They do make little 1-serving packets of PB, kind of like the ones for BBQ sauce or honey mustard. Sometimes you can find them at hotel continental breakfasts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...continental breakfast ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Powdered eggs, frosted flakes, raisin bread toast, waffle with jam instead of syrup

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  • one penny
  • marbles (something something lost their marbles)
  • a lego brick
  • origami crane
  • notes saying ridiculous stuff like "remember to water your car before you leave" or "this car belongs to [your name and address]"
  • a very embarrassing mini figure like maybe barbie, winx club, things like that
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don’t dox it only takes one piece of shit for it to become a problem.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Oh you mean the handle outside of the door ..

For some reason I thought the item holder in the car door that's accessible from inside the car only.

Yeah no doxxing then, ofc.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

A screw, bolt, nut, etc. that could feasibly have come from the car itself

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

A very tacky car freshener. Some are dirt cheap, the cardboard ones I'm talking about. Pick a design that is silly or ugly for them... Or maybe a fragrance that you know they're not a fan of

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A dozen wasps.

Level of aliveness is irrelevant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

What if he works at the Wasp Containment Facility?

Remember, we’re trying to avoid NSFW

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

First 5 things off the top of my dome:

a lego figure, woodwind reed, mahjong tile, plastic spider ring, a tiny canister of tic-tacs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A couple spoonfuls of spaghettios. You know, as a snack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oo, a ziploc bag full of spaghettios

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No. Just spaghettios.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"I think you dropped this" and its just a big dollop of Vaseline right on the handle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A pocket dimension that warps back around to the car itself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where can I get one of those?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

In your pocket

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

An old shoe. Just one. You can even tie it on by the laces.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Roll up a 'trump 2024' poster. Pikachu keychain. Pom Poms' from the dollar store. Tie a pool noodle to the driver side doors (with a bow knot that can be undone easily). A really long striped stocking, hot pink or some neon color.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Meals that either came to naught or have a bite of nibbled rinds.

Hanging on the handle of your car door is your lunch today.

the time has come, the comment’s over.

Thought this would sound cooler than it does

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Rubber chicken. Though don't do that to Jair Bolsonaro car, then it would be NSFW object.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A partially eaten apple

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Snack bar wrappers. Really weird ones that only really little kids love.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Make a plaster mould of the exact shape of the inside of the handle so it's really annoying to take out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

This was a delight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Underwear, either gender. Though you said no value, so uh, dryer lint? Clothes pins? Dog biscuits? A dog poop bag with pudding in it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

A toothbrush.