PrimarilyPrimate

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

He, she, it, I, we, you, they.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

You seem to be treating everyone, including yourself, with respect. I can't think of anything that is kinder. This sounds like a hard thing not the wrong thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You are a very kind and sensitive person.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Do you think that there's sleeping quarters in the tip?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (7 children)

In Pennsylvania it's called the Hershey squirts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

If you go to settings, comments then style... Could this be the thing?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I thought that was his leg and that he was pulling his head out of his ass to look around.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Eggs are going to stick to that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man= every girl's crazy about his shotgun hair.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Yes, there is such a thing as a vaginal prolapse but... That thing is really hooked in there! And no I am not Dwight.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (6 children)

If I pick up something that is too heavy my uterus will fall out.

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