papacraw

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that's funny because "nods, satisfied" is the title of my sex tape.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

if they find out who took it, they tell him it's

Not yo cheese!

notyo cheese!

nacho cheese.

I'm completely ignorant to Lemmys comment markup.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

nah man I ain't filling out that shit list.

leave that shit to Doug.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I mean spoiler alert guys

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

isn't that where we're supposed to be storing our scheckles?

or they melt?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

when it's half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my brain read this to me in captain Raymond Holts voice from Brooklyn 99

RIP

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

wait until after puberty. it starts to feel different down there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Das a garbage bag man

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

probably only gets 10 miles per gas grass or ass.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I just figured there'd be an adult dor and we're eating the little kids spawned from the dor's succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.

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