oyfrog

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (6 children)

By this definition, Xolo wouldn't fit because the x in Xolo is somewhere between sh- and ch-. It's a Nahuatl word and many (if not all) Xs are sh-/ch-.

Sorry for being pedantic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Either "I'm not dead yet" or "I'm still alive" with a somewhat halfhearted "I guess..." Trailing behind.

Once upon a time I was a little more cheerful and gave answers like "Celebrating my streak of consecutive days lived".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Free: gently used jerk-off-chair. Never bare-assed it, but spritzed with fabreez anyway. Sticky texture is from woodfinish/varnish. Should hold most earthly humans, but if you're worried about it holding your weight, you can come try it out. Pick-up only.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (6 children)

"I'm alive" is an appropriately ambiguous answer, imo.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I definitely recommend going to the Butter Museum in Cork which is essentially a Kerrygold museum.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 months ago (14 children)

my favorite feature is that it's a smart device—you connect it with your phone via proprietary app and it tells you the temperature of your counter top. Also for a low monthly subscription fee it will also recite the screen play of a random episode of friends in 4 languages simultaneously, none of which are English, Spanish, Arabic, or Mandarin.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When you carry it around, do you carry it fold up or fold down? Or carry it flat? If so, West Coast up or east coast up?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.

The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I haven't set an alarm for work in like 10+ years—i mostly trained my body to wake up around 6am. I say mostly because I do have the occasional hiccup and oversleep and I do set an alarm for important stuff (e.g., flights in the morning).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It's not that I'm not a morning person, it's that I hate the realization of having woken up again.

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