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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Must be the updated version of ~~~~####3$3$$%^^~~~! NO CARRIER

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago (9 children)

It's not stolen. Brief history lesson:

The lands of Israel and Jordan used to be part of the Ottoman Empire. The Ottomans sided with the Nazis.

Brief aside: we know the Arabs believe that if you win a war, you win the land, and if you lose a war, you lose the land, because that's what they want to happen with Israel. So this principle applies to them as well.

When the Nazis lost, the Ottomans also lost, and that's where the British and French Mandates began. The land was no longer owned by the Arabs because, according to the principle they live by, they lost the war, therefore they lost the land.

The British Mandate for Palestine comprised an amount of previously Ottoman land, of which they allocated one third to the new country Israel (which includes Gaza and the West Bank), and two thirds to the new country Transjordan, later renamed Jordan. The land of Israel was not stolen by the Jews from the Arabs, it was lost by the Arabs in a war they lost. But they got two thirds of that land back, i.e. Jordan.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm British and I only eat beans and curry, so I can't see any problem here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

His nickname's CleverDick.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Fmovies? Never heard of... wait, sorry, what I meant to say was OH NO!!! Not Fmovies!!! Guess I'm going to have to buy everything now!!!!!11!1

Arr.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But he still has to be careful with his axe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Don't worry guys. As long as project managers think "do the thing ... like the thing ... (waves hands around) ... you know ... (waves hands around some more) ... like the other thing ... but, um, ..., different" constitutes a detailed spec, we're safe.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Not more wokism! Next they'll be demanding we stop talking about executing a child!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Maybe they tried that but discovered a small problem with beaming the away party plus 2000 tons of unsupported rock above their heads.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

It's for helping out those ground-based fans for sheep; every so often they stall, so an aeroplane drops by and pops out it's ram air turbine to get it going again. There's another one installed on other planes called a bovine_air_turbine when the same thing happens to those fans for cows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

To Isengard! To Isengard!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Gard gard gard g-gard

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