this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2024
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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When is he going to get his bear arms installed

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure he just needs any arms to meet the qualifications, he's already a bear.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Guy from my undergrad who was missing one hand has always had a profile pic of him posing with a sign that said 'second hand shop'

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like someone got up in arms over your joke.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For the idiots like me, joke is in the title… took me way too long. I kept looking at the guy going “he ain’t got a left” 🤣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

He's going to be all right.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

...what happened to Matt Damon??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking this is forest Gump from his running days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Lew tenant Dan! I ain't got no arms!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

He wished to become more handsome, and the sea-witch said it would cost his arms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

And gained some weight around the midsection. Grew out his hair and a badass beard.

Slight improvement overall.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How did he put his hat on?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

He just puts it on the ground and does a handstan...

Wait I haven't thought this through

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

His nickname's CleverDick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You know how...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Squirrelly Dan??