flicker

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I want to understand, intrinsically, and be able to manipulate to my liking, all the financial systems of the world.

At worst, I'd quickly become a well-paid accountant. At best, I'd become an extremely talented, untraceable, modern Robin Hood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

We can put a comfy sports bra on underneath so we don't have to deal with the bouncing when we run away.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm like the whitest woman I've ever met. Maybe if a bunch of us make posters with glitter paint like we're going to see a boy band and shower him with bras, our odds will go up both that he'll get one and keep it long enough, and that they'll assume we're "harmless."

...actually if we did the first part we could probably overwhelm them and free him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's not even the same guy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same. It's the same kind of vibe as "everybody poops."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking of that guy who raped her multiple times and had HIV. I really need that guy to have more than "some time to think about what you've done" because he'd probably jerk off to it. :(

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Normally I'm 100% for this, it's just that this particular case seems so evil and egregious...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is it? You didn't use any.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

She wouldn't let the fisherman look in her wooden box, so they came up with this while story about her being a foreign princess, married for convenience, and took an illicit lover, so they killed her lover and put his head in the box and set her to sea.

That is an insane amount of bananas details for "she has a box and won't let us see what's inside."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I am absolutely the bunny. Because I'm moisturized and just had my hair done, but I'm also completely done.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Think if it as a moral cancer.

 

This is sort of a shower thought because this morning I was using some shaving cream and I thought, if it turns out in 5 years this was giving me cancer, I wouldn't be surprised.

Comes out a goo, ejected from a can with force, immediately becomes a foam?

Do you have anything you use that you think might be too good to be true?

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