this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is such a weird picture

That dude definitely fucks

[–] [email protected] 166 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

That's a pretty normal picture if you have regular, social interactions. What's weird is posting that anywhere outside your circle of friends and the picture becoming the topic of public debate after one of the subjects allegedly shot someone.

That being said, and I say this as a married, retired old fuck - that guy definitely fucks.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

deff a chill guy, clearly the ladies noticed. nothing wrong with that.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Deff only wears blue t shirts when staying in buildings with beige walls and brown doors. Deff has a preference for tickling ladies with long dark hair. What else should we deduct from one picture?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

this aint a mcd's sir/ma'am,... i didn't see nothing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's not even the same guy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

my guy got with two ladies at the same time. bona fide stud.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Only weird given the context you mentioned!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Churrasco Saudade is a fucking awesome user name.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Churrasco Saudade

Steak... health? Greetings?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Churrasco is the Brazilian style of grilling.

Saudade is a Portuguese word for a particular emotional state associated with remembering something no longer present. It's kind of wistful, kind of maudlin, kind of happy.

Like you walk past a house that reminds you of the house your best friend lived in growing up, and you've drifted apart as you grew up and don't quite mesh the same way any more but you still want the best for them and have fond memories of the things you did and wish it could be the same again but you know time has passed and the memories are now what you have and you sit with that feeling on the train. You are experiencing saudades of your friendship.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

thank you for the in depth explaination

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

O prazer é meu.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Portugal sent a song called Saudade to Eurovision Song Contest a couple of years ago. It's very pretty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQul-rkcGPQ

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

Yet more proof of terrorism /s

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Tickle terrorist

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Smoked by SCP-999?