dcoe

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Salt is not an optional ingredient.

Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.

Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

‘Pages’ comes for free with a $1200 MacBook.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Stop eating your Legos.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (16 children)

Nope. An AC just moves temperatures around. If it heats one area, it cools another.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

I wear them on both feet.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Well, there’s a new insult: “You soggy-bones looking mother fucker.”