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yooo, this is totally me when 👌👌👌

imagine alienating your child to the point where they feel this way, providing them access to guns, and then deciding to sue google when faced with the undeniable proof that you just couldn't parent, this is a tru american florida story

what's a power bottom in lesbian?

ugh, i read it in his voice

my mom came up with this absolute banger, super simple, easy to elevate if you feel like playing around

chicken (whatever floats your boat, i prefer bone-in skin-on thigh but my mom always used skinless breasts)

one jar of orange marmalade

3/4 a bottle of italian dressing

throw it in the white crockware and bake half an hour, turn on the broiler at the end if you feel nice, then serve with some plain rice with a hefty spoon of that juice over it, and any salad or green, i like a bomb garlicky sauteed broccoli, my mom always called it "orange chicken" and it makes for great leftovers even, hope you like it ^-^

heyy, this guy right here just bought a pair of shoes, they've finally caved and decided to become a sneaker collector, you know what they'd definitely need? the same pair, they love these ones

bruh, look at you, i'm on the internet and don't want to be this close to you, trolls live in caves, maybe that'll be good for you, but then you might hear the water drip and the crickets chirp

what's so bad about this movie?

schick? venus?

but the cheap labor?? the us wouldn't survive without the prison system, don't know why they're wasting good drugs on the guy though, why waste a life unless we get to make some burgers out of him or something, right? god bless

habeeb it