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There's these large bodies of water called oceans. I believe it goes there (what with always going downhill and stuff).

More and more rain water runs off into streams, rivers and eventually the ocean because there isn't enough foliage to slow the water till it is absorbed by the soil. The foliage is typically replaced by concrete and asphalt (urban) or fields (rural).

Also the increased average temperature of the planet is causing changes in weather patterns and reducing rainfall (in many areas) and increasing the variance of rainfall causing cycles of drought and flood.

Hang on to your hats folks, it's gonna get worse before it gets better (if it will get better at all).

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This is that one. Putting flamingoes on it was a meme for a while there.

I couldn't tell from the picture, but she looks a lot fatter.

I might be ootl on this one. Who is she?

Well maybe if you ate a little less, we wouldn't need widebody airplanes!

They don't help if you are suddenly being shot at by bullets and fish... Not to mention latiku chucking spineys.

Reply to his every tweet with that.

Lisa needs braces.

It should be called Hearty Stoppy. That's what they do. Stop your heart so it can reboot in safe mode.

It's a satire on "sex and the city". By placing it in another era the absurdity of the show (and shows targeted at modern "feminist" women) is highlighted.

Real feminists don't think about sex (and shoes) almost exclusively.