Zathras

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Darjeeling or Ceylon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

For no raisin.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I changed the ringtone and text to silent for all but known numbers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Just checked...it is apparently on...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago

Thank you. I will look into this.

 

Got a second sim to trial coverage around my city. It's not even been a full week and I am bombarded with spam calls and texts. Unsure if it is election related or just everyday spam.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you know someone with chickens, give your pumpkins to them. The chickens love to eat the insides all the way to the edge of the rind. It is also supposed to be a natural dewormer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Excedrin = Aspirin + Tylenol + Caffeine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Also, depending on your interests, if you do make accounts on other servers, check our their population, location (for different language options) and uptime %.

https://lemmy.fediverse.observer/list

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Haha! Never heard of that before. Thanks for sharing. Definitely brings that joke into a new light. :)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"I was going to eat that mummy" - Professor Farnsworth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is my favorite piano piece. Full of such passion and angst. I can't imagine how long it would take to perfect that performance. Simply amazing. Thank you for sharing.

 

I am not a dad, nor of the male persuasion. Never had kids, nor do I want them. However, I love your jokes. Everyday when I scroll through my subscribed feed and come across the jokes in this community I want to /facepalm and laugh at the same time. They are so bad they are good. This community is secretly my favorite to come across in my feed (even moreso than the ones I mod and/or participate frequently in). Thank all of you for help making me smile every day.

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