Stonewyvvern

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Moved there in my mid 20's. A few years after there was a "The Flood of the Century". They found the McDonald's Grand Piano standing in a field on the Biltmore Estate. By the time I got there the damage was mostly cleaned up to the point you couldn't even tell there was a flood.

Used to say that Asheville doesn't really experience natural disasters...gonna keep my mouth shut from now on.

Stay strong Asheville...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (11 children)

They literally scan your ID when you buy green in my state. They already know who you are and where you live. The cameras are to keep people honest (intimidated).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Front left: cigarettes and lighter

Front right: Keys, handkerchief

Back left: phone

Back right: wallet

Leg left side: 10 in 1 screwdriver

Right leg side: ballpoint pen, sharpie, white marker, mini vise-grips.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

"The children yearn for the mines" -some goofball

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Lived in SE USA most of my life...the majority of the most ridiculous fundamentalists don't have an inner monologue. They speak but there is nothing going on upstairs except life processes.

The way they cling to ideas from others explains why they cling so tightly...they never had one of their own.

Because of this phenomenal outlook they typically adhere to the first idea that comes around and dismiss everything else as false.

Critical thinking is not applicable to everyone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Sucks when you want to play "that game" but the updates are gonna take another 20 minutes to download and install...by then I've lost my "that game" boner.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

In the future, you have to subscribe to use your specific genes. No choice in the matter because you were born with them, but big pharma owns the rights to those same genes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Lizardman needs to get its skinsuit refitted...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The ole bait and switch...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I read all of the speech bubbles in their appropriate voices... except the last panel...it was Robert Picardos voice with Ricardo Montalbáns inflections...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Take your baby aspirin and multivitamin then get on with your day...cause it's all downhill from here."

Is my morning mantra...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

High Ground

Whats Left

Red N' Blue

Spin Kick

One and Done

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