Stonewyvvern

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

"The children yearn for the mines" -some goofball

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Sucks when you want to play "that game" but the updates are gonna take another 20 minutes to download and install...by then I've lost my "that game" boner.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

In the future, you have to subscribe to use your specific genes. No choice in the matter because you were born with them, but big pharma owns the rights to those same genes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Lizardman needs to get its skinsuit refitted...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

The ole bait and switch...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I read all of the speech bubbles in their appropriate voices... except the last panel...it was Robert Picardos voice with Ricardo Montalbáns inflections...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

"Take your baby aspirin and multivitamin then get on with your day...cause it's all downhill from here."

Is my morning mantra...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

High Ground

Whats Left

Red N' Blue

Spin Kick

One and Done

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

COVID sucks. Counting my blessings that Ive never caught it. Every single one of my coworkers and their families had it. But they also don't know how viruses and bacteria operate either.

They habitually stick their philangies in all of their facial orifices without regard for what they may have touched earlier...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler. Crank that shit cause I'm the hero tonight!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

One of the best things about being adult, you can eat your dessert before dinner.

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