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Does Russia even have border guards anymore? Couldn't some random people just get past the border, shoot some fucks standing next to a building, load some gold into a truck and roll out?

That gold is about to be worth only the effort to pick it up and take it back home if you're any sort of militarily-inclined nation.

Russia is hanging by a thread. Once the chaos starts and once the shitstain has its access to a nuclear button revoked on account of bullet through cranium, anyone with a big enough dick can waltz into Russia and "secure" the gold reserves for future investment, protecting it from the country's impending civil war.

At least I hope. Fuckers stole my country's gold reserves, I can only revel in the idea that they'd face the same.

Fellas is it gay to eat fruits and veggies

No way bro, now get these bananas and cucumbers all up in your pretty mouth, yeah, do it bitch

That could be. But most of us go for a pretty face first, and Linux looks like she's trying to hide hers in some guy's neckbeard, soooo...

I think we both know from the photo it's the other way around

They're* literally fucked.

It's a lot harder to pass laws that discriminate vs exactly one business, than it is to sanction one particular country. With shell corporations, hiding accounts etc, there's no way you can make a law that says "apple has to do X". But you can pass sanctions against, eg: Russia.

First corpo to buy a country is gonna quickly find out politics is harder than business, and greasing politicians' pockets is harder when you have literally hundreds of countries you're negotiating with.

Also, armies. Try getting on the wrong side of country x, might get yourself a nice invasion pretty soon.

I mean, what if you want a cheaper iPhone and without the TOS forcing you to eat your own farts?

A looooooot of porn.

IT does? Damn, didn't know - my bad. Where I'm from IT doesn't have the keys, and the people that do have the keys know better than to try entering people's dorms, unless it's really something critical. Wifi doesn't qualify.

Some WiFi routers can be configured to not advertise their network; annoying because you'll have to manually enter the network information on every device, but it might keep you from getting caught.

Just name the network something like Samsung S20 Personal Hotspot. They're not gonna look into why a student created a Hotspot with their phone.

Or, shit - lock the fucking door.

Ah, but what you don't know is that my TOS for when I watch a video is that if the video is bound by TOS, those employed by the company establishing the TOS are pedophiles and child abusers and I reserve the right to shoot them on sight.

This is clearly printed on my router, the megabytes can read it when they enter my room. I also have it somewhere in a doc file on my laptop that's been uploaded to my Google drive, as well as on this lemmy post that is unrestricted to the public. Google and any other entity have access to read this whenever they want.

Time to go shoot some child molesters, yeah?

Sidenote: I fucking hate people bringing up TOS. Any contract signed by one party is applicable to exactly that one single party, and my signature is vastly different from a mouse click.