SirQuackTheDuck

This is

A) sarcasm.
B) bait.
C) really bad advice.

This could end up being a very expensive monkey candle, in space.

But imagine the friends we'll make along the way

Hey, I'm the CEO CTO of a Brand New Startup named Crayonz. I can launch a rocket filled with crayons and six highly trained ~~monkey~~ AI models to mask the satellite.

I just need 1.6 billion BTC for Funding A, but we can make this work! Think of the AI benefits and Space Synergy.

They were probably in the Reddit comments though.

I'm actively trying to avoid it, but even in The Netherlands it's hard to avoid the talk of the town.

Because they're using events and downloading a few megabytes of extra javascript framework is, of course, a way better option than six lines of SVG stylesheets.

Edit: forgot a /s

Stage four is a DNS problem.

nononono

Eh, the IDF is a terrorist group too, so Israel isn't off the board.

1 out of 4 is fence?

What would happen if/when idf hits ones of these contractors?

Israel would blame the contractors, most likely. They're slowing down Netanyahu's genocide.

Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula