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This is called overrun and is the main way you get shorted on product. More overrun means a creamier feeling product, but it also means you get less. So there's that.

He's just the guy who tells you it's not in stock

Probably something like the Jeremy Bearimy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFm9ClqlGuo

No one likes their x

All of this stuff is usually fit onto a single board, crammed into a very specific amount of space, and is thoroughly and iterated until it works properly. This isn't the kind of stuff a home lab does, but you could certainly try. I think it would be damn near impossible to do it better and more reliably than teams of hundreds or thousands of various engineers. It's not like you can just take a phone CPU and slap it on a random board without a ton of forethought.

In that case, this is a jawny.

Sir, this is a joey

I usually refer to this chart :)

I took the time to dress the back of my desk, and all cables are routed appropriately, but there are SO many of them it still looks like spaghetti.

How my FPS game is, now that I'm older.

Well, damn. You're right. I must rescind the point distribution.