RedEyeFlightControl

If you don't like videos, don't watch videos.

How about letting those of us who enjoy video content, to continue to enjoy video content.

This shouldn't be a "I don't like it, so no one else should get it" situation. That's some selfish bullshit.

That is a government spy drone that ran out of batteries

If they don't included tracking, recording, spying, and advertising, they're premium at this point.

Fixed battery and removal of headphone jack and SD card slots were 1000% anti-consumer practices designed to cost you more money and make your device lifespan as short as possible. I don't see the battery problem going away - why enable your phone to last twice or three times as long when they can just force you to have to buy a new device when the battery is shot? At least we got our card slots and jacks back (mostly).

I am also salty that phones USED to have IR blasters and they don't anymore. IR LEDs cost next to nothing, another feature that was amazing but thrown away to save 5c per unit.

I've had more than one place tell me "we only take reservations through the app" when calling. It's not for lack of effort, for many.

I can't believe no one has said "windowpane toast" yet

The Great Garbage Avalanche of 2505

Replacing all your tools and machines is super easy, though. /s

FWIW I only work in metric, Imperial is utter trash, tbh.

What is this character/meme called?

The software license on your hip has expired. Your hip will now be remotely locked until your account has been updated.

Thank you for being a Hip-O-Matic Customer

This post implies the cybertruck is not a dumpster.