P1nkman

joined 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm currently on the :(

I wish everyone a great day, even though I'm in a dark place at the moment. Please hug someone for me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

That person har indirectly gotten someone murdered.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Played it for the first time three months ago. It was a blast!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Read about it here, tested it, and was hooked on the first search. It's magnificent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

But think of the economy and the shareholders. We can not, I repeat; WE CAN NOT let them fail! /s

When do we eat?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Ok, I want to pyrography this. Saved to see if I can find a large version.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

WiFi connection? Monthly subscription.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Next up: you have to buy the box first, which is empty. Then you can buy the phone. No box? No phone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

So it's unacceptable when a person born in X country, but people born in Y country; I'll approve it.

It's fucking bullshit. The entire situation there is unacceptable!!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

See this lake? It's republican, so you can swim here. But that one over there? It's where the democrats hide the dead babies they kill to get their blood.

Oh, and potatoes grown in this field are republicans, but stay away from the taters across the road!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)

But turnip said that she was Joe Biden. I'm so confused.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Slam. SLAM. SLAM!!! These "journalists" should get a dictionary.

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