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Yous in Scotland is great to wind up Proper English speakers. If they whinge they get a y'all

Yet no planet to be found! And they've looked. I propose a micro black hole instead, much harder to spot with similar gravitational influences

CEO first please. He's not worth it

Magician sounds really close to magi-chien - or magic dog. Commonly used to teach enunciation for 'standard french' (which is total fake like received pronunciation is too)

This joke is better in french

The Dune universe lacks computers, which is why spice is so valuable - does that count? Still has plenty of machines, but they aren't the story

Needs Morn smack in the middle, he just has such a wide range of hard to argue with viewpoints!

This is clearly a tender fail. Byte code can be emulated for a fraction on that price. And it's a two or three man job with a rota

Or 135°

Lol, sure, that happened

I use Arch btw

F-Droid is the single biggest reason that Android is actually usable. And the only real reason Google aren't getting sued for monopoly practices. If only ReplicantOS was more viable