OZFive

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

It's all satire.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they could build and rebuild the Delta Flyer, they probably build quite a few torpedoes in their downtime. Maybe she put the crew of the Equinox on torpedo building duty.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

" I didn't notice a little box on my chair.."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ground up steel? I heard it was depleted warp plasma.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Standing on a dock?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Ah, hello! I can't find the internet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No no no.... No. Just stop it. No.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

So sorry! I totally missed your reference.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just made some and the joke runs through my head (going to get it very wrong I am afraid)...

Host: Welcome to my party! Can I interest you in a half dozen hard boiled eggs?

Guest: uhhhhhh, no thanks?

Host: What if I cut them in half, add in some mayo and some other stuff?

Guest: (busily stuffing face) Got any more?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This was really good. Thanks for sharing it.

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