Nasan

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Caroline Ellison, who helped convict Sam Bankman-Fried, sentenced to two years for FTX crypto fraud in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

She reminds me of Janet Fist, vigilante receptionist

Smart home in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My printer sits on an activated trapdoor above a shark tank. I've spent so much on printers trying to learn all the normal noises. Also sharks, turns out ink in the tank is not great for them.

If a movie was being made about your life, what actor/actress would you have play as you? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'd take him as a second choice if I couldn't get Gary. To muddy the waters a bit I'd try to get Ken Watanabe and Shohreh Aghdashloo to play my parents.

If a movie was being made about your life, what actor/actress would you have play as you? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gary Oldman, dude's a chameleon. I'm sure he could find a way to play a mid 30s SE Asian dude

me_irl in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

He went from goth to boss

How This Duck Outsmarted Disney's Lawyers | edlundart (10:25) in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Kudos for including the duration of the video so I know I'm not jumping into a 3 hour video essay

PLZ ADD DENUVO ASAP in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Missing the astrology references and transphobic remarks

This article is 10 years old, but my wife's iPhone 12 just got paid off and the performance on it hit the brakes overnight. Same with my son's iPhone 11. Both working last month. Dogs now. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I switched to Android when they did this with the iPhone 4S after the 5's had come out. Fool me once and all that

What are the Top 3 TV Shows that define your (personal) youth? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Rocko's Modern Life

Ren and Stimpy

Spider-man: The Animated Series

Hannity Falsely Calls Trump’s Would-Be Assassins ‘Democrats’ in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Mobius partisanship

Get you a company that can do both in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I have no idea why they sent me a thermonuclear device, I ordered an Xbox controller

Aileen Cannon, judge who tossed Trump case, violated disclosure rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ill tempered sea bass