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Wut? Spacetime is anything but flat.

I'm a food delivery driver in rural AZ. This is horrifying.

I fk'n wish

Because it's him being held accountable. Can't you see what a disaster that is!?

My mom is great at just about everything, except her chicken is always bone dry. She likes it that way apparently.

Now that's a take I can get behind

Wow, the same joke literally everyone makes when someone says they're pansexual. How funny and unique.

Then they shouldn't exist.

I'm 27. This has basically been my life for the last 10 years.

That's fine imo. Photorealism isn't necessary to tell a story

Any explanation they'd try to give would be an obvious lie anyway. It's already clear what the real explanation is.

Or just smash the bottle.

Or just give it away.