KittenBiscuits

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 week ago

Yes. Because for the kids that show up at my door without a costume, candy is probably not in their family budget, at all, ever. I load em up.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As if these poor kids hadn't endured enough, several were placed with these fucking foster parents who also abused them, including lewd acts on a child, false imprisonment, and child cruelty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My pet peeve about these gutters is 4 way intersections where the city planner put stop signs for the direction that doesn't have to cross the gutters, and makes the gutter-crossing direction the primary right of way. We have to essentially come to a slow roll to not bottom out, just give us the stop signs as a heads up that we're approaching a hazard that eats undercarriages.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I agree, but the one person I knew who did this was a rich asshole. He had zero fucks to give.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

While you're in there, may as well do a little Putin.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I imagined all the details for the items, but didn't pay attention to the person. I don't like looking at people's faces.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Snek is just killing time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I drove past a field the other day that had one of these set up for 2 miniature goats. It was friggin adorable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Chunky soft corduroy! From Express!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What kind of work do they get into?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Probably pop tarts and diet coke

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Mine would be the time my dad rigged a harness and "hung" himself from the carport beam, dressed to look like a stuffed Halloween decoration. He would grab at the bigger kids and parents when they came up to the door for candy. Scared the living bejeezus out of them.

 

...The semi was headed west when its raised bed slammed into the overhead sign near mile marker 200 as it approached the I-64/I-295 split.

Virginia State Police said the crash happened shortly after 9:30 a.m.

"The cab continued on and then stopped, obviously, because it had separated from the bed of the tractor-trailer," Matt Demlein, a spokesperson for Virginia State Police, said. "We're still investigating as to what led up to it actually hitting the sign. It was empty at the time."

Troopers do not know why the bed was raised or how long it was up before the crash. But officials said the truck had stopped at a weigh station about a mile earlier, which is equipped with cameras...

 

When I was a kid, it'd have to be Memorial Day. All the extended family would convene at the old family cemetery to decorate the graves. That isn't the weird thing... the weird thing was we treated it as a family reunion and picnicked together among the head stones.

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