InLikeClint

People have called me smart. It's far from the truth. I'm so fucking stupid, it's ridiculous.

Prison labor is another word for slavery.

I don't know shit about plastics. But I am rewatching the show for the 3rd time.

Lol. Wow, I worded that terribly. Growing up, my mom butchered meals she cooked us. This included pork chops that were always overcooked. My wife is a badass cook. So she cooked pork chops and it turns out I like them.

I thought I hated pork chops my whole life until I met my wife.

"Oh right, cuz we're trash."

I found Inception to be stupid AF. It looked amazing, but the story was meh. Interstellar however, is the shit.

Seriously. The memes on the Fedi almost always make me laugh. They seem more youthful and in touch than previous thread based websites I used to frequent.

Dodge attack

I don't like this, I challenge you to a duel.

Yeah I got that. I was begin abstract on purpose. He's a racist, womanizing, hypocritical christian (aren't they all?). Just Bing or Google that shit. He's an awful, unfunny person.