Haggis
They're wrong, but I get it
FistingEnthusiast
joined 2 months ago
Indeed
It's an horrific prospect
I'm hoping that his big mac addiction means under four years, but I'm probably not that lucky
Being vacuous
Ie. celebrity worship, a disregard for politics etc.
It's not a snobbery thing, but I can't find someone attractive unless I'm into their mind
Compatibility leads to attraction for me
He has to wash all fifteen of them thoroughly
However low you can possibly imagine stupid people going, they'll disappoint you
And Trump is their king...
It definitely is,
And I send it only to my woman
Senile
He's fucking ga-ga
Not a pick-up line as such, and I don't advise anyone doing this under most circumstances
I sent her a dick pic
It wasn't an opener, we'd been chatting, and she asked for it
We already had a spark, and were flirting for a while
I stress, this was solicited, and I even sent her a link to a picture, rather than dropping it in her DMs, so she could still control whether or not she saw it
Anyhoo, it worked
We're engaged now
There's no kidney!
It's the heart and lungs with liver.
Kidneys aren't used, but people often think it's basically all the bits of offal
I still appreciate that it's not for everyone, but it's definitely worth trying