Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.
From your most photogenic swimmer.
FancyPantsFIRE
joined 1 year ago
It has “force”, but it’s not very impressive, I can shoot saliva in approximately a 1ft / 30cm arch.
This is my time to shine, my body is full of useless, I can:
- gleek intentionally (saving people a search: it’s causing the salivary glands under your tongue to shoot saliva, people often do it unintentionally when yawning)
- open my jaw wide enough that it goes out of socket, and twofer I can then move it side to side and produce a loud popping noise
- bend my thumb down to my wrist
- cause my heart rate to spike for short periods even when at rest
- make a three leaf clover with my tongue
- click my tongue extremely loudly
I don’t know, I keep seeing Christopher Walken when I see these pictures of the kid.
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we’re all going to die. Come watch TV.
I’m pretty sure all insect fragments, rodent droppings, and the like all vanish as soon as they cross the EU border in accordance with food safety regulations. /s
I did start reading into said EU regulations a bit, but I won’t ruin your day.
You’re not going to be encouraged by everything else they allow.
Though I think (anyone feel free to jump in if I’ve got it wrong) that the coffee limits are not 10% non-coffee matter by weight but rather 10% of beans demonstrating insect damage/infestation/mold. This is not exactly reassuring, but it’s almost certainly far less insects than 10% of your coffee bag’s weight being ground up buggies. You can read about the FDA’s coffee analysis process which is interesting, if somewhat opaque.
I’ll have you know roachfee is a sustainable alternative to pure coffee. /s
More seriously it looks like this is primarily based on anecdotes and was directed at ground coffee vs whole beans.
I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.
I’m getting Mona Lisa vibes.
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Gotta drain the swamp to make room for the cesspool.