FancyPantsFIRE

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Gotta drain the swamp to make room for the cesspool.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.

From your most photogenic swimmer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

It has “force”, but it’s not very impressive, I can shoot saliva in approximately a 1ft / 30cm arch.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (8 children)

This is my time to shine, my body is full of useless, I can:

  • gleek intentionally (saving people a search: it’s causing the salivary glands under your tongue to shoot saliva, people often do it unintentionally when yawning)
  • open my jaw wide enough that it goes out of socket, and twofer I can then move it side to side and produce a loud popping noise
  • bend my thumb down to my wrist
  • cause my heart rate to spike for short periods even when at rest
  • make a three leaf clover with my tongue
  • click my tongue extremely loudly
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know, I keep seeing Christopher Walken when I see these pictures of the kid.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we’re all going to die. Come watch TV.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I’m pretty sure all insect fragments, rodent droppings, and the like all vanish as soon as they cross the EU border in accordance with food safety regulations. /s

I did start reading into said EU regulations a bit, but I won’t ruin your day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You’re not going to be encouraged by everything else they allow.

Though I think (anyone feel free to jump in if I’ve got it wrong) that the coffee limits are not 10% non-coffee matter by weight but rather 10% of beans demonstrating insect damage/infestation/mold. This is not exactly reassuring, but it’s almost certainly far less insects than 10% of your coffee bag’s weight being ground up buggies. You can read about the FDA’s coffee analysis process which is interesting, if somewhat opaque.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I’ll have you know roachfee is a sustainable alternative to pure coffee. /s

More seriously it looks like this is primarily based on anecdotes and was directed at ground coffee vs whole beans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Poe’s law has only gotten more true over the last couple of decades.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I’m getting Mona Lisa vibes.

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