DickFiasco

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

When you get this to work, hit me up for some venture capital.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

I know how it feels man. Every time I try to sell bootleg DVDs from the trunk of my car, the cops shut me down. Big copyright is just killing the free market, I say.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Gibberish? That's poetry. I sang it to Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start the Fire'

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

The random spacing and line breaks are the chef's kiss.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The Craft. I'm pretty sure Fairuza Balk is responsible for awakening my goth fetish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I'd purposely start some shit to try to get moved to solitary confinement.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Any half-decent con man should have at least one shitcoin scam on his resume. Do you even grift, bro?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

No, sorry. This was on the east coast. I bet the same story applies to a few different bases though lol.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Worked on a military base that had a small lake. Against policy, a civilian employee went out fishing during his lunch break, somehow capsized his rowboat and had to be rescued by the on-base fire department. Unsurprisingly, he didn't lose his job over it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's no way to know if Windows stored some personal data in an OS directory somewhere, so nuking the whole disk is the only way to be safe. If this is an SSD drive, then wiping should be done with secure erase, not by overwriting like you'd do with a magnetic HDD.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It's got the same vibe as 'sex-haver'

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I could be wrong, but I think Diversity was an old, old wooden ship.

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