Destraight

I'm not an alcoholic that hangs around bars to fuck crying vulnerable women. Disgusting, I would rather find a woman while I'm at the movies, or my local auto parts store. I got car puns

The SEC means: Security, and Exchange Commission. In case anybody like myself hates abbreviations, and have to look it up on Google to see what it even means

I didn't even know what it meant, because abbreviations are fucking stupid

Finally! A comment that gives out the full name of this stupid abbreviation

Just bolt a light bar on top of the trunk

A game that I never heard of is removing their battle pass, and monetization options. Ok?

The Kenobi series one, because he acts the most threatening. The other ones make him feel like a plush toy

You should probably more faithful to your wife

This is exhilarating

My Ublocker works fine, and I have never seen this message come up

Then go up there to see what they're up to