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Anon finds a glitch in the modern dating system (images.pr0gramm.com)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm not an alcoholic that hangs around bars to fuck crying vulnerable women. Disgusting, I would rather find a woman while I'm at the movies, or my local auto parts store. I got car puns

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"I like a fat exhaust!"

"What the fuck are you on about?!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"The rattle is driving me crazy"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A fat exhaust makes fat smoke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This isn't an auto parts store and I'm not a woman, but I'd love to hear a car pun if you don't mind

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Confucius say, "man who run behind car get exhausted"

"man who run in front of car get tired"