Chickenslippers

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

That makes sense

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Last time I voted in texas I walked in to the local library. Was greeted asking for id, dont know what was typed into the computer, was handed a paper with a number on it, went to booth and put number in, voted, and then collected my I voted sticker and left. I would imagine they connected my name to the number and have a database of everyone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

When I turned 18 I went and bought my first pack of cigs(had been smoking pot for a couple years). Smoking that first cig was the biggest let down after how hyped everyone made it seem. Made it through the first pack and didn't buy another.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (13 children)

I've accidentally eaten a peanutbutter dog treat and didn't realize until I was told it wasn't a cookie.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (3 children)

At this point they don't even need to go to Ukraine anymore, they have Ukraine at home to deal with

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Deep in the heart of texas

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I got a tungsten and wood ring that has went through hell and still looks great

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

My games are so potent that in this small segment i made all of the players in the area pregnant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You bring up a great point. What is anything?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Everywhere if you're determined.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Hey we noticed after 12 hours in the heat you seem tired. Must be drugs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is on a different similar note. I work for a big hardware store that isnt home depot. My job trusts me enough to take home keys to the store, and drive a 10 thousand pound forklift whenever I want, but I have to use the worst safety box opener I've ever seen. Makes me so mad because it just doesn't work half the time.

 
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